Thursday, August 25, 2011
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: The mailman is always so nice to me. I think he’s interested. Do you think it would be ok to answer the door in the nude to find out for sure?
Gisele: Dear Christina Aguilara,
I'm sure the mailman is interested since you're "not yourself tonight." But if having to cancel you tour due to poor ticket sales can teach you anything, it's that playing hard to get might suit you better. I suggest you put your genie back in the bottle and keep your pants on for a while.