Saturday, August 27, 2011

Ants by Bob Kitson


Bob Kitson

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Dear SAQ: I have ants ALL over my home. I just don’t understand it. My landlord told me it’s because I punched a hole in the wall next to my bed to store my candy. I don’t think this is possible. I punched the hole halfway up the wall. Can ants crawl that high?

BOB: Yes sorry to say man but ants can crawl that high they can even crawl upside down. I suggest lining your stash with Boric Acid. Ants can’t stand Boric acid. But, make sure not to eat any of it or you will realize why the ants don’t like it.

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