Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I was at work yesterday and tried to put my credit card into the floppy drive and pulled it out very quickly.... I was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so I was using the ATM "thingy." Why wouldn't they accept my payment?
ROSE: You should have scanned it with the little red light on the bottom of your mouse. My cat figured that one out a few weeks ago and racked up my credit card by about $300.00 at PetCo on salmon flavored Temptations and catnip toys. She also signed up for a dating service, ePuddy.com. I never even knew there was a feline dating service, till I started getting poked by someone named “South Paw” on Facebook. He left his stalking paw prints all over my Twitter account too.