Thursday, September 17, 2015

McDonalds Food Recall by Pissi Myles

What does Pissi Myles, McDonalds Food Recall, & an Atomic Power Plant have in common??? Good question for which Pissi has an answer at.....

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Sunday, August 16, 2015

CHRISTIAN VALUES by Gina Marie Rittale

Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, I found $50 in my husband’s car and I think it belongs to him. I took it and spent it on lunch with my boyfriend. Was that considered stealing? I’m a Christian and I don’t want to do the wrong thing.

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Gina Marie:  Hey honey, your business is your business.  What’s the saying?  What’s mine is yours, What’s yours is mine, and finders keepers and all that.  Sometimes, a woman has urges and needs to act on them.  Your's just involves many acts of sin.  Hey, there’s nothing wrong with it.  Live your life but some people may judge you and get the right idea about who you really are.  As long as you can live with yourself that’s all that matters.  And who knows what will happen when we reach the pearly gates.  As long as you had a great time honey, does it really matter that you were a selfish, stealing, nymphomaniac? 

Saturday, August 15, 2015

MASTER BASTER by Gina Marie Rittale


Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, I just read in a magazine while waiting in my gynecologist office about a woman who inseminated herself using a turkey baster & her gay friend’s sperm. I really want a child but can’t afford what the doctor would charge. My question is two fold. One, is gay sperm better than hetero sperm and two can I use the turkey baster after for our thanksgiving turkey?
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Gina Marie:  You know what?  I used to be a nurse.  Well, I went to school for it and was kicked out due to my squeamish nature with blood.  But, why don’t I do the procedure myself? I’ll do it for a reasonable price.  I even, have a primo doner, my son Joey who recently came out as a gay.  With my desire to have grandkids someday and your desire to be a mother we can both reap the benefits of my son’s gay sperm.  And who knows, maybe we’ll become like family and I’ll even invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner.  But, honey I don’t think I’d be able to stomach basting the turkey this year.