Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Dating Rule #1 by Sharon Simon

Dear Stupid Ass Questions:  A hot guy invited me out on a date, and we had a great time together. Such a good time that on our fourth date I took him back to my place. Feeling that things were going well I made my advance at which time he said, “I’m trying to get over my last break-up and not ready to start a new relationship. Do you think he didn’t like my apartment?

SHARON: My apartment is filled with written affirmations. I love myself. I’m good enough. If a man sleeps with me he must marry me or he will die a horrible death. He currently resides at Parkside Cemetery.

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