Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Does Jesus Make House Calls by Tym Moss

Dear Stupid Ass Questions:  I have a computer that I need for work. It just broke down & I don't feel like having it repaired. If I pray to baby Jesus would he fix it so I can go back to making porn?

TYM:  Are you serious? Baby Jesus gets so many requests daily like "Help me through this life changing drama", "Please don't let me die", or "Please take this cancer away". Making a house call to do computer repair so you can get back to your "filmmaking" is probably not a major priority of His.... Take it to computer tech...

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