Wednesday, November 13, 2013


Dear Stupid Ass Questions, I just took my omega 3-6-9 complex with coffee instead of food as directed. That's probably ok because coffee does come from beans and beans are food right?

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DAN: Coffee, like pudding and mac and cheese, is most definitely a food! The caffeine gives the omega 3-6-9 complex a bit of a boost, especially the 9 part.
Not only is coffee a food, but it has magical healing properties as well, healing properties not found anywhere else in nature. For instance, both 
Dr. Gupta (CNN) and Dr. Oz (Oprah) have both touted the benefits of coffee enemas. According to a New England Journal of Medicine study, people who received regular coffee enemas experienced:
-less road rage.
-increased poetry comprehension.
-being asked by strangers if they had just left a Starbucks.
Note: some people receiving coffee enemas complained about colon chatter, whimsical sphincter, and camel toe cramps, but so far tests to confirm a link to these symptoms have proven inconclusive.

So coffee is great for both ends. Let's see waffles and pudding do that! (They can't; I tried).

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