Friday, April 12, 2013
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES by Charlotte Langley
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I don’t want to get sick but everyone around me is. I notice that Lysol kills germs on contact so would it be ok to drink it?
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CHARLOTTE: Why yes! Just take one of your Capri Sun straws and stick it right into the nozzle. I really like the Early Morning Breeze flavor™. And if you’re wondering, I like my bleach cocktail shaken, not stirred. Umm, Clorox. It warms the trachea. Now just in case you think I’m serious, you should absolutely NOT drink Lysol or any other household cleaner. My real advice to you, call the poison help line, just don’t expect them to be as funny as me. I’m a professional.