Dear Stupid Ass Questions, I make my husband a sandwich for lunch everyday. Today when making it I noticed I am out of lunchmeat. Do you think he would know if I used cat food and said it was a new deli spread by spam? Gosh if he likes it, it's a lot cheaper than cold cuts and I could buy that new dress I have been wanting.
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MARY: Is your husband abusive and/or a total jerk? If not, I think this is kinda cruel and he might get an “anonymous” note really soon from someone concerned that his wife’s a crazy beast.
PS There are functioning humans actually eating Spam on the reg? If he readily agrees to eat a Spam product, maybe it’s you who should be reconsidering the relationship.
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