Wednesday, April 3, 2013
UN ANT ISAPATED by Katie Schwartz
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I have ants in my home ALL over. I just don’t understand it. My landlord told me it’s because I punched a hole in the wall next to my bed to store my candy. I don’t think this is possible. I punched the hole halfway up the wall. Can ants crawl that high?
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KATIE: My sweet, child, you punched a hole in your plywood wall to store candy? Unwrapped, I hope. I hate to break your heart, but you answered your own question, ants ARE traveling THAT HIGH to get to YOUR candy. What’s your aversion to the refrigerator? Do you eat the ant laden candy? Have you thought of buying an anteater?