Tuesday, April 16, 2013
ITS ONLY SKIN DEEP by Kenny Colgin
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I really need a collage scholarship in order to attend college. Should I apply for one for African Americans and just go tanning a lot before the interview?
Kenny: Homey, Homey, Homey!!!!! What are you thinking? A deep, rich CopperTone tan or any other one won't pass you off as an African American. Believe me I've tried and "brutha" do those folks ever know their own! I suggest you apply to the, I Sleep In The Garage I'm Really A Car College Fund, and show up for the interview revving to go. A mind is a terrible thing to waste but in your case, maybe not. Good luck Bro' .