Thursday, April 11, 2013
BIBLIO DIET by Charlotte Langley
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My diet says I can have one slice of bread a day. I bought a loaf of un-sliced bread and cut it in half. Then I ate half cuz that's one slice. I keep gaining weight. Is it because I should be using whole wheat?
CHARLOTTE: Ah yes, the Biblio diet. This is the diet where you choose what you want to hear and use only the bits that you like. This diet is heavy on the guilt and light on the logic. People have been partaking of this diet for thousands of years and it’s only getting worse. My advice to you, try the apathetic diet and eat some who gives a crap pie.