Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Is it wrong for me to dress up like a priest and go home to home asking for donations for my church when I really use the money for gambling? And, it will make people feel good about themselves
thinking they are doing a good deed. Kind of a win win if you know what I mean.
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THOMAS: Is it wrong to dress up like a priest and go home to home asking for donations... No, it is not wrong. The wrong would come under you taking money, keeping the money for a short amount of time, then spending the money away on gambling. Though, I would think a win win situation would be more of you dressing like a priest going church to church and letting people know they have been bamboozled. Of course the best part is you get to use the word bamboozled, and really, how often do you get to use a word like bamboozled in a coherent sentence, nah, plausible situation? If it's any consultation, I like morons. Not only do they help cheer me up when I read about them, but I would lose a lot of comedic expression, so don't stop what you are doing.