Monday, June 25, 2012

LOST AND FOUND by Madison Malloy

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My dog needs to get his shots but, it’s so expensive. Should I call animal control and say I found him then call them and say I lost my dog once he gets his shots?
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Madison: Well if the vet is of the opposite sex, or same if that’s your preference you could sleep with them for free shots. You could also bring your dog out on the street with a sign that reads: “Help I need money to keep my dog alive”. People usually have a big heart for dogs so it might get you some money.

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