Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I am invited to my best friends, best friend’s wedding. Never having been there I want to leave plenty of time in case I get lost. Do you think they would mind if I show up the day before and spend the night. That way I’ll be on time. I could offer to make breakfast for the wedding party.
Roz: I don’t know why they invited you in the first place. Weddings cost a lot of money and I wouldn’t invited you. Cause you seem like a complete idiot with no socialization skills. But since you were invited, I think you should skip the wedding and just go to the reception. Let’s face it.. all you really care about is eating the food at the reception.