Tuesday, June 5, 2012

TOASTY WARM by Roz Browne

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My feet are cold so I was thinking of putting my feet on a toaster. Should I kill two birds with one stone and make toast at the same time? Or would it taste like feet?

Roz: Okay!  are you out in the streets? Cause you really are stupid!  Just kill yourself and be done with it.  Even a cat knows not to go near hot objects. You know toasters are hot, right?? 

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