Tuesday, August 7, 2012


Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I moved into a new apartment and found that someone left a huge crucifix behind. I called the owner and they said they didn’t want it. Should I throw it in the garbage or recyclables? Do you think Jesus will care? Did they recycle back then?

Size does matter so click picture to enlarge

GISELE: If it were Buddah, it’d be easier - he gladly goes in the recycle bin every time.  But a crucifix is tricky.  The 2nd commandment says it’s trash, but the 4th says not to clean up if it’s the 7th day.  I don’t like to do math, so I’d either call Lady Gaga & tell her to pick up her stuff or take the great commission to Ebay.

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