Friday, August 24, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I hear that if you drink more you will lose more weight. Does it matter if its a particular kind of drink? Like vodka on the rocks, straight scotch or whatever?
Caryn: Of course it matters what you drink! How do you think I stay so thin? Ok, listen closely (well, read carefully then). Here is the secret that no one in Hollywood has ever shared until now: Before noon, you can only drink gin. From 12pm-3pm you need to drink rum. From 3pm-3:15pm drink as much water as you can and eat a salad. From 3:15pm-7pm strictly tequila, then, wine, then tequila; alternating every 6 minutes. at 7:30pm go to sleep.