Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My husband and I want to take our children to visit Santa at the North Pole. We’ve looked all over the map but can’t seem to find his workshop at the North Pole. Do you have directions? Also, will we need snowshoes to get there & does Rudolph’s nose REALLY light up? The children are asking, I think I already know the answer.
Leah: As a rule, I don’t give out directions. I don’t work for you! Find directions yourself!! I’m not going to hold your hand anymore and neither is the Claus family. Additionally, if you don’t already have a personalized invite to kick it with those midgets in the workshop, you should probably consider it a subtle hint. Sorry, Christmas just got real.