Wednesday, January 11, 2012

CHEATING SPOUSE by Christian Saslo

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My husband and I go to Crispy Cream almost everyday & share ½ dozen donuts. When I weighed myself I had gained 30 lbs and he gained 50. All, in 2 months time. I don’t know how this happened. We always share & never get our own. What’s wrong?

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Christian: Dear Stupid Ass, Don’t have that “glazed” look in your eye, he’s cheating on you girl.  Just when you thought it was all “sprinkles,” he was getting his “cream filled” on the side. You need to put that Donut hole “ho” in check and maybe you can come out on top like Kobe Bryants wife, and get “frosted.”