Friday, October 21, 2011

WHERE'S CANADA? by Barb Best

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Yah, Hi.... Ummmm Could you tell me what street Canada is on?

BARB: Uh, Ummm, Yo. I get that question all the time. And I will not blow you off by telling you “Google it, dude.” Canada is on the UN sunny side of the street under mile-high snowdrifts and ice mounds. BTW, the only one who has actually seen Canada is a polar bear named Monty. He took this photo:

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