Thursday, July 5, 2012

WORK IT OUT by Stupid Ass Questions Panel

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I drank way too much coffee then went to the gym and worked out real hard for over an hour. Now, I feel sick. Was it wise to stop and pick up a GRANDE coffee on my way home? I heard that coffee settles your stomach.

Panel of Stupid Asses: Dear coffee addict... if you are trying to lose weight then we suggest you throw up the coffee you drink before you go to the gym... then when you leave the gym feel free to pick up that grande because you already will be at negative calories for the day! How about throwing in a few laxatives for good measure too... that’s if you don't have to leave the house.

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