Monday, July 16, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My cat has been peeing in my houseplants. I notice that it killed a few but some are thriving! Should I start peeing in them too? It would save on water, or should I fill the pot with kitty litter so the cat knows where to water?
ROSE: Don’t look now, but your nasty neighbor has been slipping your cat nickel bags of catnip to pee on your houseplants. To get even, gather about 50 Maple seeds and cut off the feathery parts. Crush the feathers until they reduce to powder (itch powder), sprinkle the powder on your neighbor’s lawn furniture and sit back and enjoy the excitement.