Wednesday, July 18, 2012

HUMP DAY by Rose A Valenta

Dear Stupid Ass Question: They say that Wednesday is the middle of the week, hump day they call it. Does that mean I should be kind to camels or is there some other activity I should be engaging myself in? Also, who is “They”?

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ROSE: You should always respect camels. Just as an example, the US State Department Rewards for Justice Program recently offered $7 million for information leading to the capture of Ahmed Abdi Aw-Mohamed or Mukhtar Abu Zubeir, founder and commander of the terrorist group al-Shabaab; $5 million for Fuad Mohamed Khalaf, an al Qaeda fund raiser; and similar bounties totaling $33 million US dollars in Somalia.  The terrorists retaliated by placing a bounty of 10 camels for information of the whereabouts of President Barack Obama and two camels for information on Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. I’m not sure what their offer was for infidel Rush Limbaugh, who has given at least 20 camels toxic shock syndrome. “They” are the fleas of a thousand camels.

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