Thursday, July 19, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I bought a shirt for my friend as a gift... recently she has been telling me how thin she is and about how much weight she has lost on her weight watchers diet and keeps saying that I should join weight watchers too. It's really pissing me off that she’s bragging and basically is telling me I'm fat... should I buy the shirt in a size XXL also and switch the tags so that she thinks she's fatter than hell again and will shut up?
ROSE: No, you should buy her a bra in her old bra size to show her how much of her voluptuous former self she has lost. Tell her you are going on a new Sofia Vergara diet that will not decrease your vixen-like bust size. Then, people won’t point and stare at you asking why you left the twins at home.