Tuesday, June 4, 2013
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE by Melinda Hill
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I was reading in a popular magazine on how to get a man. It said that men love curves so, every day for the past month I’ve eaten a bag of peanut M&M’s. The only man I’ve met is my local grocer and he’s gay. Should I add another bag?
Size DOES matter so click picture to enlarge
Melinda: Your first mistake is that you were reading a magazine about how to get a man. I’m going to stop you right there. Men don’t like women who read.