Friday, June 21, 2013

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME..... by Sean Cirone

Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Sean, I want to give my son a biblical name like Abraham or James or even Ishmiel. Would it be wrong to name him Satan?

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SEAN: No not at all, Why Satan was a prominent figure in both testaments. However, do not stop there; why not go with one of Satan’s more popular names such as Azazel, Beelzebub or Donald Trump. You’ve got to admit though, Beelzebub Smith has a nicer ring to it. Also with a title like that, I don’t think your son will have much trouble when it comes to the bullying department.

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