Tuesday, September 25, 2012
I WORK LIKE A DOG by Tina Marie
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My husband is constantly telling me that he works like a dog. He acts as if I should bow down to him or something. The last I checked all my dog ever does is sleep eat and lick himself. Should I start putting his food on the floor next to the dog’s dish and let him out to relieve him self from now on?
Tina Marie: Sure, Why not! If he wants to compare himself to a dog, let him enjoy the comforts of being a dog. Put him in the Dog House.
Most men eventually end up in the Dog House, so why not just book him a room there until he realizes that he isn’t the only one in the relationship. I think the rates are fairly cheap and they don’t leave a mint on the pillow. If your husband thinks he’s works like a dog, then let him. You pretty much summed it up with “all my dog ever does is sleep, eat, and lick himself”, a fantasy most men have about their own lives. So if he wants to be a dog, let him. Put his clothes outside, serve his meals in two bowls, and remind him that dogs can’t have sex with their wives or drink beer. One of those two should motivate him to act like a man and quit his bitchin’. Now, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!