Friday, March 30, 2012


Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I keep getting email about dating Christian men but I’m an atheist. Would it be wrong to pretend I’m a believer? Some of those guys are HOT! Oh and when we meet for the first time should I bring a Bible?

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Kyle: Would it be wrong to pretend you’re a believer?  It’d be a sin to let these guys get away!  But you can’t get all this hot Christian action without signing up for their website first.  All you need is your name, phone number, address, credit card & social security numbers-- as well as your mother’s maiden name.  And then you’re off to the races!  Even though you don’t believe in God, you’ll be running to church every Sunday (to pray for your identity back.)

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