Wednesday, March 14, 2012

WEIGHING MY OPTIONS by Stephanie Inglesfield

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I went to the doctor for my annual check-up. The nurse weighed me and I gained 10 pounds! She said, “Just wait till the doctor sees this, you’re in big trouble. You were supposed to lose weight!” So after she left I erased what she wrote and wrote in 25 lbs less. Do you think I’ll go to HELL for lying? Technically I didn’t lie, my fingers did. Right? 
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Stephanie: I cannot help thinking you are missing the point here. Will a liar like you go to heaven or to hell? Frankly, I'm not sure. All I know is that if you keep on putting on weight at this rate, you'll get there damn quicker than if you listen to your doctor.

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