Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I went to the doctor for my annual check-up. The nurse weighed me and I gained 10 pounds! She said, “Just wait till the doctor sees this, you’re in big trouble. You were supposed to lose weight!” So after she left I erased what she wrote and wrote in 25 lbs less. Do you think I’ll go to HELL for lying? Technically I didn’t lie, my fingers did. Right?