Monday, April 9, 2012

ALL SALES ARE FINAL by Eric Andre


Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My best friend is having a garage sale and I noticed that a bunch of stuff that I loaned to her is for sale. I feel funny asking for them back because she is trying to make money so she can keep her house. But at the same time I want my stuff back. Should I tell her that I’ll watch the table for her when she gets lunch. Then , put the stuff in my trunk and pay for it or should I call her out on her shady behavior?


Eric: You gonna take that from her? Why are you being so passive? You have to stick up for yourself! YOU ARE THE GENERAL, SHE IS THE ENEMY! TAKE YOUR CRAP AND RUN! Then call the IRS on her about her unreported garage sale income.

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