Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My best friend just got an award for one of her pieces of artwork. I entered the same show, but only got a “GOOD TRY.” She doesn’t know the results yet, so should I switch the two awards and just be all like, “Oh, I’m so sorry better luck next time?” She’s really not too bright.
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Anna: Yes, that sounds like a good plan. Because everyone will totally believe that your macramé Magnum P.I. plant holder beat out your friend’s tear-inducing sculpture of Madonna and Child.