Tuesday, March 12, 2013
VEGAN by Jason Love
Dear StupidAssQuestions.com: Recently I become a Vegan. My only regret about this decision is how much I will miss stopping at Burger King everyday and buying a big juicy burger. I hear tofu takes on the flavor of whatever you put with it. So should I buy a Whopper and put the tofu in the burger?
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JASON: Burger King won’t be your only regret by eating pine nuts and flax seed. You’ll find yourself stooling on people’s windshields. The nice thing about Burger King is that you know when you’re done eating. You could eat 25 pounds of tofu and still crave the Whopper. Bottom line: Friends don’t let friends become vegans.