Tuesday, March 26, 2013
COLD FEET WARM HEART? by Jon Huck
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I've been really cold lately and I notice my cats are always keeping warm by laying next to the radiator. Should I move my bed to the floor and try this or should I put an electric radiator in bed with me.
JON: First of all “electric” radiators are a scam perpetrated by the same left wing conspiracy group responsible for getting rid of pull tab beer cans. Secondly, YES! If you see your cats doing anything you should immediately begin mimicking their behavior. How do you think we became the dominate species? Yeah, by imitating house cats. Good lord, how have you lived this long without freezing to death?