Friday, April 13, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I preach the Bible to all my friends, but then go home, drink a quart of vodka, and watch internet porn while my wife is working at one of her 3 jobs. People say I’m a hypocrite, but I think I’m not....at least I tell other’s what’s right, right?
Eric: Listen, you’re going straight to hell when you die. Especially if you believe in all that mumbo jumbo. Why don’t you just create your own philosophies about life instead of using some manual that was written 2,000 years ago when people were super stupid.