Friday, April 27, 2012
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I love the new social network, Pinterest. All the pictures of beautiful homes and furnishings…. Makes me want to burn my house down for the insurance money and……. Never mind.
Dear Future Arson,
I say. “Go for it!” Burn the house down! Who cares? What’s the worst that can happen, you burn it down, the insurance company catches you and you go to jail for ten years??? Either way you’ll either have a new house to decorate or a bare jail cell that’s just screaming for some pretty gingham print curtains and a fancy cashmere throw rug.
P.S. Use premium grade gasoline when you do it (it burns faster).