Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I hear that if you drink more you will lose more weight. Does it matter if its a particular kind of drink? Like vodka on the rocks, straight scotch or whatever?
Caryn: Of course it matters what you drink! How do you think I stay so thin? Ok, listen closely (well, read carefully then). Here is the secret that no one in Hollywood has ever shared until now: Before noon, you can only drink gin. From 12p-3pm you need to drink rum. From 3-3:15 drink as much water as you can and eat a salad. From 3:15-7pm strictly tequila, then, wine, then tequila; alternating every 6 minutes. at 7:30pm go to sleep.