Wednesday, December 14, 2011

HOLLYWOOD WEIGHT LOSS SECRET REVEALED by Caryn Ruby



Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I hear that if you drink more you will lose more weight. Does it matter if its a particular kind of drink? Like vodka on the rocks, straight scotch or whatever?



CarynOf course it matters what you drink!  How do you think I stay so thin?  Ok, listen closely (well, read carefully then).  Here is the secret that no one in Hollywood has ever shared until now: Before noon, you can only drink gin.  From 12p-3pm you need to drink rum.  From 3-3:15 drink as much water as you can and eat a salad.  From 3:15-7pm strictly tequila, then, wine, then tequila; alternating every 6 minutes.  at 7:30pm go to sleep.

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