Saturday, August 15, 2015

MASTER BASTER by Gina Marie Rittale


Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Gina Marie, I just read in a magazine while waiting in my gynecologist office about a woman who inseminated herself using a turkey baster & her gay friend’s sperm. I really want a child but can’t afford what the doctor would charge. My question is two fold. One, is gay sperm better than hetero sperm and two can I use the turkey baster after for our thanksgiving turkey?
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Gina Marie:  You know what?  I used to be a nurse.  Well, I went to school for it and was kicked out due to my squeamish nature with blood.  But, why don’t I do the procedure myself? I’ll do it for a reasonable price.  I even, have a primo doner, my son Joey who recently came out as a gay.  With my desire to have grandkids someday and your desire to be a mother we can both reap the benefits of my son’s gay sperm.  And who knows, maybe we’ll become like family and I’ll even invite you over for Thanksgiving dinner.  But, honey I don’t think I’d be able to stomach basting the turkey this year. 

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