Friday, December 6, 2013
REINDEER CROSSING by Leah Dubie
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Santa, How do they get the reindeer to cross at the “Deer Crossing” signs?
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Leah: There are stiff penalties for not adhering to all signs along the Christmas route. Reindeer in general make about half as much as their human counterparts. It’s a glass ceiling that isn’t fair and I don’t have the time to get into it here. Those poor reindeer cannot afford to waste any more coin on traffic tickets. Not when they’re blowing most of it at the reindeer lodge on booze and does.