Thursday, July 18, 2013
SEX & MICHAEL DOUGLAS by Thomas J. Bellezza
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I just read that Michael Douglas got throat cancer from having oral sex with woman. Does this apply to oral sex with men as well?
Thomas: Men don't like talking during sex so you should be fine. Also, we really don't place much merit into individuals who have no value in our lives anymore. Since the “War of the roses” who really cared about Michael Douglas? He had cancer of the throat from doing Wall Street 2. It was Gods way of punishing him for wasting all our time. The good news, he survived, so now we can wait for the next stupid ass movie he makes to come out. He was good in Spartacus though. Oh wait, that was his dad. I almost Douglas myself into a grave.