Wednesday, July 3, 2013
TAKING FLIGHT by Gisele Noel
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My son got a free trip to Australia. It's a 15 hour flight, but I think I could stay curled up in luggage that long. Should I try it at home first just to be sure I can?
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GISELE: Not necessary - Australia was invented by the British as a dumping ground for baggage. So history has already proved it can be done. But don’t forget - while you might be more comfortable traveling in luggage, you’ll probably still have to pay the airline baggage fee. There’s really only one reasonable solution to getting in on your son’s free trip: you’ll have to kill him & assume his identity. Enjoy your vacation down under while your son is 6 feet under!