Monday, May 6, 2013


Dear Stupid Ass Questions:  My child’s baby teeth are starting to fall out. Sometimes they are just hanging and she wants me to pull it the rest of the way out, its gross. Should I just take her to the dentist and have them all yanked out? OR should I get my husband’s Nakita drill out and do it myself?
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MARV: The usage of Nakita Drills (tm) in home dentistry has been the subject of much debate over the years-- usually by people with a lot of extra time on their hands-- because they are too stupid to function in society. Somehow they do figure out how to use a computer and post the trials and hilarious errors of Nakita Drill (tm) home dentistry attempts on! Then a really funny guy on some comedy channel gathers them together and makes fun of them for a living. So here's what you do-- get your whiney, gross, tooth losing (What's the deal? Is your kid a hillbilly!?) daughter and plop her down in front of the boob tube and show her what's going to happen if she keeps nagging you about her teeth falling out! That'll put an end to that! While she is watching-- gather together some videos of people puking-- that'll put an end to her costly food habit too!

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