Thursday, May 9, 2013

NUDIE BAR by Marv Ellis

Dear Stupid Ass Questions,  The other day I got a phone call from someone who asked me if I was, "decent". I wasn't sure how to respond you know with all the slang and miss use of the vocabulary that goes on today in the world. What do you suppose this person meant?  P.S., I told him I was having a bad day and then proceeded to tell my tale of woes. A few minutes into my story the line went dead. Should I have my phone company check to see if there is something wrong with my line?

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MARV: What a stroke of luck-- I actually work for the phone company doing repair work! Though I am a master at talking customers into just relying on their cell phone then heading to the nudie bar-- I'll put a little more effort into this issue-- seeing as I am at the nudie bar now. Free nudie bar wifi!! Can't beat it!

My first question is-- are you decent? If you are, no problem-- I'm at the nudie bar. If not, come on over and lemme get a gander at ya! I'm assuming you are a lady, as you related that you had no problem with whining about your day.

Second question is-- when the line "went dead"-- did you hear a gun shot on the other end of the line, choking noises, slitting of wrists etc? That would indicate to me that the caller was a male-- seeing as that is our natural desired reaction to listening to some woman whine about her day.

I don't have a third question because the Hooters girls just got here to the nudie bar and I'm a bit distracted. Bye fer now--

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