Friday, November 30, 2012

INVENTIONS by Darryl Littleton

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My uncle is making me crazy. He's running around all over the place telling people he invented the,,,,, apostrophe! He said he’s got tons of other things he’s invented like, the question mark and, the foot long hot dog. I think he picked the notion up from a movie or television show he watched. I’m concerned he'll go around telling people he’s related to me. How should I break the news to him that he's just a misguided dreamer? 

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DARRYL: Let him go on thinking he invented those things.  How can it hurt?  Al Gore thought he invented the Internet and he became Vice-President and got an Oscar. 

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