Monday, February 6, 2012


Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My friend and I are always doing things at the same time. We seem so very in sync. We jokingly refer to ourselves as twins separated at birth even though we are many years apart in age. Lately I’ve started to wonder though if we really are. Should I start looking around my house for adoption papers? We both have brown hair.

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Sean: If  I were placed in your predicament I can only see myself making one decision. I would invite my other half to a state park and push them off of the highest cliff I could find. Then if we were truly twins I could utilize the psychic powers the psychic powers that bond us together and levitate him to a safe landing.

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