Tuesday, December 4, 2012
LIKE-A-HOLIC by Anthony Solimini
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I have been diagnosed,(here on Bookface), as a serial LIKER. I LIKE everything! Are there meetings I can go to, say, Likers Anonymous, or something like that where people of like afflictions can support one another?
Dear Like-aholic, I feel your pain! I really like, feel your pain. And yes there is a support group for idiots, I mean people, like you that like everything like all the time.
It is called a SOCIAL LIFE. Here is how it works. You call a friend or 2, if you have any, and GO OUT. Eat. Drink. Laugh. Talk. Discuss. Anything that doesn’t involve a piece of technology. I know, it sounds absurd. Not being able to like a friend’s picture of their cat, or the bagel they just ate, or the tumor that was just remover from their stomach. But, believe it or not, you can do it. You may even try dating a human being. Now, it will probably be difficult for you to find someone since you are probably extremely annoying, but like what have you got to like lose! Good luck!