Tuesday, April 29, 2014

PHOTO SHOCKED by Joanne Filan

Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Joanne I created a logo for a customer and I forgot to put whiskers on the cat. She noticed and said something to me. Rather than look like I didn’t know what I was doing I told her that it is a rare breed of cat called a Mexican Whiskerless. I’m afraid she’s going to google it and find I lied. Should I buy a website and Photoshop the whiskers off cats and put it up so she’ll believe me?

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Joanne: Dear Liar,
Clearly you have a problem.  Photoshop can be confusing and difficult if you are not an expert and bad technique can be easily spotted. Buying a website can also be a huge undertaking.  I’d say go to the source and get yourself to a small, underground, genetics laboratory.  If you are not familiar with DNA gene splicing, I suggest you do some easy research on Google and/or YouTube while you’re at it.  I’m sure there are a few beginner videos out there to get you started.  You may also want to check out the movie “Jurassic Park” for another point of reference, although I would suggest not making the cats as aggressive or large.  Of course, you’re going to need to do all of this in Mexico to keep with the theme you’ve created. Overall, I don’t see this as a huge challenge, having created naked mole rats years ago for a similar situation.  Good luck.

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