Monday, April 28, 2014
INFECTED by Joanne Filan
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Joanne, I feel like I have an ear infection but don’t want to go to the doctor. I found some drops my vet gave me for my dog when he had one. Do you think I should double the dosage because I weigh about twice as much as him or should I call my vet and ask?
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Joanne: Dear Infected,
Clearly you have a problem. Trying to call a vet or anyone else when you have an ear infection is fruitless. You won’t hear anything, and the person on the other end of the line will think it’s a prank call and inform the police. Your best bet is to do something about the ear infection before you start making calls and doing things that only those who can hear will do. Why do people insist on ignoring the problem at hand? Once you get the infection under control, you can make all the calls you want. I only hope you don’t have a connected eye infection that would inhibit your ability to read my advice. If so, I suggest you get yourself a seeing-eye dog. But please speak to a vet beforehand for further information. I hope this answers your question.