Saturday, August 24, 2013
ADOPTION GONE WRONG by Jimmy Failla
Dear Stupid Ass Questions & Jimmy, I just adopted a baby but all he does is cry and cry. Do you think I could return him for a refund?
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Jimmy, If you bought the baby on E-Bay I would say yes, you'll get a refund
within 90 days. But if this was one of the those Kiosks they set up in the mall, I'd say no. Those places come and go like the wind. Give the baby another shot. And if that doesn't work, buy a pet python and play dumb when the crying finally stops and the cops show up.