Tuesday, March 27, 2012

VOILA'...WHISKERLESS CAT by Kyle Ploof


Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I created a logo for a customer and I forgot to put whiskers on the cat. She noticed and said something to me. Rather than look like I didn’t know what I was doing I told her that it is a rare breed of cat called a Mexican Whiskerless. I’m afraid she’s going to google it and find I lied. Should I buy a website and Photoshop the whiskers off cats and put it up so she’ll believe me?


Kyle: Back in the day, all anyone had to do was tell a lie quickly with confidence and no one could question it.  In the age of technology, it’s much harder to sneak wrong facts by people in conversation.  However,  luckily for us-- there are online encyclopedias that can be edited by anyone-- and spewing out lies that look official can be easily done!  All you have to do is log-in, create a posting for “Mexican Whiskerless” and put in something official sounding like: “The Mexican Whiskerless originated from France and they totes exist, lolz!!!”  Show it to her and she’ll be apologizing to YOU in no time!  

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